Shawn and her "tee" time

Shawn has been spotted by a Victims of Shawn affiliate. She is working (possibly managing) the Castle on O'Malley Mini-Golf across the street from her home. Hey i guess she's saving on gas right? Maybe she's come up in the world and is now getting paid for her ball-washing skills. Heck, we all know she was getting paid before, it's just that now she's not doing it out of the back seat of her 1980-something-or-other benz. So beware the mini golf hole with the scabby witch, that's NOT a petrified sculpture, it's actually Shawn Calhoun!!!

Shawn Calhoun still in Anchorage

Shawn Calhoun was spotted driving up O'Malley in her old beat up mercedes with her 2 kids. She pulled into the neighborhood she was last known to live in so we suppose she still lives there. There have been questions as to what her address is and here it is:

1561 Elcadore Dr Apt A
ANCHORAGE, AK 99507
Home 907-222-1210

Elcadore is in the neighborhood across from the Castle on O'Malley. She lives in a duplex condo on a corner of Elcadore.
There has also been word that a woman was hired as a coach at Cook Inlet Soccer Club and we all know how obsessed she is with her kids' soccer and would probably get hired just to get free soccer for them.

We'll have to research this a little more and let you all know what we find.

If you happen to see this bloated snatch on the street, let us know here on the official blog. Peace out.

Shawn Calhoun spotted at Abbott Fred Meyer

Our sources tell us that there was a verified Shawn Calhoun sighting on 6/8/06 at the Abbott Fred Meyer. She was seen wearing a ratty t-shirt and sweat pants, probably because they have elastic waistbands. She was spotted with her son in his soccer uniform which means that she still has him enrolled in the program and he more than likely still practices at the sports arena located near Alaska Club South, on the corner of O'Malley and Old Seward. She also has been spotted at the Alaska Club South.

If you see Shawn anywhere, please post an update to this blog so we can all keep track of her and her crimes against humanity.

Good luck.

Shawn has gained weight

Word on the street is that miss Shawn has gained some weight, so recently posted pictures may not be accurate. Here is what Shawn might look like today.

Shawn Calhoun is seeking employment in Anchorage!

BELIEVE IT OR NOT FOLKS, Shawn Calhoun is still in town and she's still playing her litle violin for people. She is actually seeking employment in Anchorage. It would seem her scheming is falling short in the funds department. She recently got hired at a local prestigous hotel until a victimsofshawn team mate enlightened the establishment to her background and cons. She was promptly terminated. She may be seeking employment at another hotel, health clubs or fitness centers. Word on the street is that she has gained several pounds and she's probably looking for employment where she may partake in a discounted health plan. Always the barterer i guess.

Well, there's my update to this new forum for Shawn victims. Hopefully with frequent postings and activism, we may squash her attempts to ruin Anchorage and it's businesses. A note to all designers out there: SHE WILL BE LOOKING FOR NAIVE DESIGNERS TO DO HER WORK, BUT SHE WILL NEVER PAY YOU. BEWARE.

Good luck, and keep up the good fight to bring down the evil in leather pants!